Where you’re from. Pronounce the following word: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminum, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY. What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house? What is a bubbly carbonated drink called? What do you call gym shoes? What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket? What is the thing you change the TV channel with? Do you think you have an accent? Be a wizard or a vampire? End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.
There’s no such thing I hate more than commentarist on the olympics taking about women’s bodies and how hot they are, dude, than woman probably just broke a world record, or has recovered from a serious injury, they are the on the FUCKING OLYMPIC GAMES and all you can think to comment about them is based on their physical appearance excuse me, but you are not only not a professional reporter but a sexist asshole, because I don’t see you commenting on how many magazines have the men appeared on, or how they have fans just because of their looks, NO YOU DON’T DO THAT DO YOU? you just praise them and kiss some balls because oh, such a great player, oh look how professional, look at that technique, oh, fuck this shit.
15: What’s your most favorite part of your personality?
No this question Aida! I hate this question, idk. Maybe that I don’t get mad easily, I don’t take things too seriously so that helps sometimes I honestly don’t know.
19: What’s the most delicious food you’ve ever eaten in your life?
Now this is even harder, I’m discussing with my mom wait a minute. I have some finalist, memelas (picaditas les dicen allá creo) o puré de papa del que hace mi mamá o cemitas, can I just say mexican food?
26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
My mom says I was in love with Doug Narinas but I’m very fond to hey arnold!
28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?
New York City
47: City or nature person?
I thought I was a city person until I couldn’t handle Mexico City. So 50 50.
50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!
Awesome things! I ship faberry, I have 4 cats and 4 dogs I MEAN, I can make some pretty delicious coffee, (de olla obviamente), I have you following me that makes me awesome and I’ve spend the last 2 hours or so watching drag queen transformation videos on youtube.
1: What eye color do you find sexiest? 2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha? 3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be? 4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it? 5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite) 6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now? 7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years? 8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years? 9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years? 10: Pirates or ninjas? Why? 11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground? 12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set? 13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get? 14: What’s your most favorite part of your body? 15: What’s your most favorite part of your personality? 16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares? 17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through? 18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk? 19: What’s the most delicious food you’ve ever eaten in your life? 20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with? 21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?) 22: Which continents have you been on? 23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories? 24: Backpacks or satchels? 25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants? 26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up? 27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why? 28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be? 29: Longest plane ride you’ve ever been on? 30: The latest you’ve ever slept? 31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free? 32: Do you pick at scabs? 33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto? 34: How far can you throw a baseball? 35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move? 36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it? 37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why? 38: A relationship with love or one with sex? 39: Do you eat enough vegetables? 40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers? 41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public? 42: Do you swear in front of your parents? 43: Coolest thing you’ve ever been for Halloween? 44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what? 45: Do you want to get married? Have kids? 46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should. 47: City or nature person? 48: Have you ever used something other than “makeup” as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?) 49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you’re a guy? 50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!