secret society of muggleborn students dedicated to figuring out how to make wifi work at hogwarts
Asserbik Alley - full of potions masters, this street is perpetually filled with a bitter, cloying fog.
Addition Alley - the newest street, created to expand the back of the Leaky Cauldron and Gringotts and provide more accomodation to visiting witches and wizards.
Astetik Alley - the fashion quarter.
Arbory Alley - Herbology fans find their way here, where live specimens of plants both common and rare can be bought and sold.
Biaxee Alley - bisects Diagon Alley.
Buecollic Alley - farmer’s market; the street is only accessible every second Saturday.
Cordee Alley - though the Leaky Cauldron remains a favourite, many more bars and cafes can be found here.
Fragment Alley - only one wizard has ever found his way out of Fragment Alley. No one knows what he saw, as the poor chap has spoken in half-words and unintelligible sounds ever since.
Froog Alley - second-hand clothes and books shops. Certain purebloods joke that Froog Alley is the Weasley’s second home.
(alternatively copperbadge uses ‘Mardjinn Alley’ as the second-hand district in his fic ‘Stealing Harry’ which I don’t have the link for to hand, but is well worth a read).
Selesti Alley - The best soothsayers and astronomers can be found here. It is in fact a raised street, on stilts, that runs across both Arbory Alley and part of Diagon itself.
Aaand now I’ve run out of time. Meh.
seriously though, people need to get over this whole ‘hufflepuff = goody two-shoes’ thing
can you imagine, for a moment, hufflepuffs fighting in a war, whether for light or dark
those fuckers are loyal unto the end, aren’t afraid of hard or messy work, have the patience to play the long game, would work tirelessly for the cause they believed in, and aren’t swayed by personal ambitions, pride or emotions.
a dark hufflepuff would be the most terrifying, effective soldier ever.
#ladies and gentlemen #meet ginevra molly weasley #teased 24/7 when she was growing up for having a crush on the famous harry potter #wasn’t allowed to play quidditch with her brothers because she was considered too weak and too little #was constantly overlooked and underestimated because of her size and timidity #was possessed by none other than lord voldemort for basically an entire year #almost fucking died #not only fought off said horcrux for a year #but survived #blossomed #THRIVED #grew up to be a shockingly well adjusted young woman #not even a year later she faced dementors and didn’t even pass out despite the trauma #made the house quidditch team because at the age of six she said ‘fuck it’ and taught herself how to fly on a broom #GREW UP TO PLAY THAT SAID SPORT PROFESSIONALLY LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING BOSS #GREW UP TO BE SENIOR SPORTS EDITOR OF THE FUCKING NEWSPAPER #not only learned how to standup for herself #but also for her fellow classmates #students who unlike her were still overlooked and underestimated #BECAUSE SHE IS HELLA FUCKING NICE SON #proved her bravery and skill by willingly fighting adult deatheaters at the age of 14 #and at the age of 15 #and at the age of 16 #FUCKING PWNED AND SURVIVED AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN #LIKE A BOSS #FUCKING LED THE D.A. #DO. YOU. EVEN. #fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck #ASDFGHJKL; #all in order to help those she cared about and loved #BECAUSE SHE LOVES AND CARES FIERCELY MMK #proved herself to be so charming and so fierce #that soon her pumpkin juice starting bringing all of the boys to her yard #owned her sexuality like a motherfucking QUEEN #when her own brother tried to slut-shame her you know she ended that shit right quick #COULD NOT BE TAMED #WILL NOT BE TAMED #not only won the heart of the D she was yearning for since the age of 10 #but also PUT A RING ON IT #you know thats right #she made sure that shit was hers forevaaaaa #became a momma who still profits dollas #THROW YOUR HANDS UP AT ME #you know she ballin #BASICALLY YOU FUCKWITS #MEET GINNY WEASLEY #the girl who could NOT be fucked with #the girl who proved all the haters wrong #THE GIRL WHO HAD NERVE
CALL HER “THE GIRL WHO WAITED” AND I’LL PISS ON YOUR SOUL